"We've been Bamboozled!"

Friday, December 28, 2007 @ 1:28 AM

Today at lunch my Dad told us his "Amazing story!"

on how two schools fought over him after his PSLE.

He's from St Andrews you see

and after his PSLE his grades were "so brilliant"

that the school "was desperate to keep him in St Ans."

He had filled the form to go to another school

but the "desperate principal"

of St Ans forged his signature and filled

"SAS" instead.

When the other school my dad had initially intended to go to

heard about this

they were "furious" that they had lost the "most bright and intelligent student"

and "took St Ans to court."

In the end SAS won "the case"

so there my dad was.

However, he promised to dedicate his children to that school taht lost.

So my sister asked, where was this school now?

He said, just when Heather (that's me) was about to take

PSLE

The school mysteriously burned down

and the principal got into a car accident around that time.

Sigh.

Read and know, my friends,

where my genes come from.

Thursday, December 27, 2007 @ 5:50 AM

Christmas is over!

Yeah I received THREE precious gifts this year.

To those who gave me cards, presents and the like,

Well, thanks alot. (:

To shirleen, had fun cooking jelly with you!

Shirleen just messaged me.

She, Daryl, Nicole, Ivan Quah, Amanda Ong and Maverick

ARE IN M1.

Yeah, good for them. (:

Anyway Melissa wrote me a very sweet christmas message,

and this is the quote she wrote-

"Whats important is not how we get a dream,

but whether we have one,

and whether we allow God to work in our lives

so that He can accomplish what He had for us in mind

when He first gave it to us. "

Friday, December 21, 2007 @ 6:03 AM

Did I mention?

I purchased fish.

Two of them.

Their names are Howard and Horatio.

They are really nice

(I talk to them all the time)

Although my mum insists they're gay.

They do seem unusually attracted to each other

(Howard's always digging into Horatio's behind)

but its not right to label them gay!

However they do get a little violent when it comes to food.

Recently an unfortunate encounter with Hungry-Howard

left a guppy belonging to my sister dead

She cried.

and now she calls them the Devils.

(She stared at the dead fish for hours.)

I sure love my fish.

@ 5:50 AM

Kakashi's birthday is on Sept 15.

Heeheehee.

No idea how gwy found that out.

But, boy she's cool.

Yesterday I had a blocked nose

So when I lay me down to sleep

my mama applied some VICKS on

the widely-ignored-but-essentially-vital

part between my nose and mouth.

VICKS, in case you might be wondering

is this cream that comes in a small blue bottle

that helps you breathe better.

It stings.

So anyway mama literally smothered my

part-between-my-nose-and-mouth

with VICKS.

Initially it was fine.

Until it began to sink in and sting.

My mum was lecturing my sister on the word "of course"

how it was a very rude word when said with the wrong tone

but all I could concentrate on was how

the throbbing of the-part-between-my-nose-and-mouth

seemed to be intensifying.

throb, throb, throb...

Man, the thing was pulsating!

Anyway I fell asleep and the next day the throbbing was gone.

To think that cream was flowing thru my very veins!

In my blood!

I can feel it.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007 @ 5:54 AM

This blog,

is so gushing with photos.

But a picture tells a thousand words, remember!

So right now you are looking at about 4ooo words.

How cool.

i admit it. I'm a wierd kid.

Kang and Kong!

I love my mama! (:

@ 5:21 AM

MEGALIFE

WHAT HAVE I DONE

FOR GOD TO BLESS ME LIKE THIS?

Nick V talk, YA concert and Camp!

Nick! I have the seat right next to him YEAH.

Josh and david from YA!

At the cross.

Jason MACHO!

Ming and Jason jam!

Lift your hands to Jesus

Jone Vasu. Hes one GREAT GUY.

(Please respond to the photo.)

Sherman! The guy with the super voice.

Sherwyn and Sherman! Sherwyn's head looks big.

Watermelon boy, Elias!

And last but not least, Amanda! Thanks for being with me thru camp. :D

Photos courtesy of Ian.

I LOVE JESUS

AND I LOVE MEGALIFE COS THEY DO TOO.