This Morning I was sitting-in-the-toilet
Minding my very own business
when the piano teacher came.
.
Much to my very-great dismay
I realised I had forgotten to close the toilet door.
Of course, I was panicking
and hence devised a cunning little plan
which basically involved sitting very quietly
on the toilet bowl and hoping she would'nt notice.
(Plan B involved knocking her out cold
with the newspaper and making it seem
like she slipped on the rubber-ducky)
Fortunately (for her), Plan B never came to pass.
She didn't notice I was missing
(due to me sitting very quietly, mind you)
and did'nt inquire at all.
After that I got up and went to lie down.
What a fright.
