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Today I came up with a theory - a little something I call "braintheory" (pronounced "bra-in-the-ory) It generally suggests that my brain is run by little organisms that can generally be classified into three departments - The Brain keeper, who help keep my brain clean, neat and tidy by organizing and classifying my thoughts and other varied observations; The brain runners, who deliver messages from my five senses to the brain keepers; and the ultimate brain secretary, who reports things to me and tells me what I am thinking. It came today to me while I was bathing in my mama's bathroom. The floor is dark marble, and I was staring at it while the waterfall crashed on my head. Suddenly something told me something, "hey, that floor looks like an oyster." Looking again, I realised it did look like an oyster, with the swirls and all. I asked the something, "how do you know?" and the something told me, "the brain runners derived information from the brain keepers that the imaged you just processed matches another image in your memory folder that was labelled 'oyster'. So I told you so." I was puzzled. "and who are you?" "I am your brain secretary. Call me Joe." Thinking about it now, I am pretty amazed how the whole conversation-in-the-bathroom occured in total silence. In other words, it occured in my head. And speaking of my head, today I discovered an astonishing revalation that was bound to change my life and my current perspective of it. Some brain keeper must have been bored and dug up an old memory file becuase I suddenly remembered something that happened when I was a tot. Many years ago, when I was a tot, my mama brought me to Raffles City. In the large square area, some nice people were conducting a competition. It was who-can-spell-digimon-backwards-fastest competition. Mama persuaded me to join. On stage, three people before me spelt it wrongly. All this time I was painstakingly flipping the whole word in my head. When it came to me, I said it perfectly, though slower than I could have incase they missed an alphabet or two out. Perfect! the guy said. I was sure I would win. UNTIL the last girl's turn came. She shot the alphabets out at bullet speed and to my SHOCK and HORROR the guy caught em all! That must have been my first encounter with bad words. SO i won second Sitting in the car today I realised that - THE WINNER CHEATED! She must have heard me say it perfectly and took advantage of my intentional slowness to say it as quick as it takes for a duck to swish its tail. I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT STUFF TOY. Oh, and they say ignorance is bliss. I won a green digimon watch anyway, which I wore for many years till the day the treasured confection ticked its last. Braintheory is just a theory anyway. (: "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will then find peace."
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MR IJUANA.Oh my gosh lah, Liwen!Came home with Tingyun, Liwen and Nung, and we were making an incredible din on the train. Talking about all sorts of things from odd relief teachers whose names rhyme with Iguana to a certain male who has an awkward habit of putting his hand on his waist. Passengers were staring, and you could visualize the thought bubble :"Wah Dunman High students ah! Im so going to complain." Bet DHS is gonna get some complains streaming in pretty soon. Who cares! Haha. Culinary was good. The fruit tarts Jia Ying and I made were fortunately successful, and tasted awfully good as well. Over all I think I did pick up alot! Better than the last two years of dancing elective. IDMI WEEK! No school, but its still pretty hectic. At least I'll actually wake up to see the sun and not ivory-dark blue sky. My recycled-newspaper-pulp is happily soaking in the maid's toilet. Soak, soak, soak.
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Hey everybody,To all of you, thanks for giving me whole lot of a great time this hols. (: Its been great, esp with all my Megalife buds! You all make me soooo happy.
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 Sher Hazel Shir Heather Ming
"And you are looking for who?"
 The baldy and the bimbo! (:  One two thwee four  Three cheek-oh-pehs  At marina South mrt
 Alisa Tiz Shir Hazel Heather Ted Sherwyn Derek Ian
I spy with my little eye!
"Cell outing" yesterday! Who ever cares if it was a small group (11, to be exact). It was pretty fun and major a lot of cam-whoring. 11 was an easier number for the staff at Manhattan Fish Market to seat anyway. Im sorry central three, I had no idea the Maraina south steamboat has closed down okay! THE MARINA SOUTH STEAMBOAT(s) HAVE CLOSED DOWN, PEOPLE. (waves hands in air)There. Just so no one else gets fooled. MFM was good too anyway! Geez you feel like you walking into Fish and Co. with an M in there.
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Saw a book at the petrol station, and it was Two lipsticks and a Lover.It was a book that (according to the synopsis) delved into the intricate and classy lives of the French women, and in addition, would teach the reader how to be as poised, classy and well-coiffed as the French. Tips on how to be socially active (as well as active in bed), etcetera. Who needs a book like that?!
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 Read the papers today about the two army soldiers who died in camp. Both were 20 years old. And of course, I thought about Ming. God bless you!
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Aunty Bel and Uncle AC's wedding of the year! Really fun event, everyone looked so nice and towards the end, so drunk.  The gorgeous couple!
 Taking their vows!
Uncle AC makes a memorable fool of himself!
 Group photo, Shirleen you know who right? (:  The spanky swanky absolutely funky Edelweiss gang!  Casey hon with Tasha (whom i thought looked real pretty that night)  Ladies!  Columbus! "I see land!"  The happy family!
 Caley!  The two brothers smile for the cammmmm. :D
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 There. (: The peekcha we took in Topshop & sent to Joanc. Was totally free, and Shirleen was at chalet, so after a frantic string of calls finally managed to hook up Jayna and Joanne. We were supposed to meet at Bugis, so I went to century to collect my shoes first and reached one hour early. Found Kim and Karen and Qiya and Pansie and sat with them through lunch. Karen fed me a scoop of ice cream. Then Jayna said Joanne wasn't coming JFN was coming instead so i had to make my way to Taka. Got lost and wandered desperately for about 15 minutes looking for the big pail or whale or whatever Jayna was talking about. (sale) Found them ate pepper lunch and had aeroplanes and trains zooming and chugging into my mouth. Shopped and saw a huge transformers robot. Practiced unbelievably alot of self control and only spent 17. JFN left Jayna and I went to Far East I gave Car the wrong directions and I found a Kakashi outfit. (!) Car comes and the two horrids make me eat a instant egg that tasted like herbal egg gone wrong. Actually it was my fault cos I agreed to eat it thinking I could get a free egg. Car made me chase her all the way from FE to that tunnel thing to get my shopping bag. I took an unbearably bumpy ride home on 5 that nearly made me throw up. / How's that for a Tuesday?
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Today I came up with a theory - a little something I call "braintheory" (pronounced "bra-in-the-ory) It generally suggests that my brain is run by little organisms that can generally be classified into three departments - The Brain keeper, who help keep my brain clean, neat and tidy by organizing and classifying my thoughts and other varied observations; The brain runners, who deliver messages from my five senses to the brain keepers; and the ultimate brain secretary, who reports things to me and tells me what I am thinking. It came today to me while I was bathing in my mama's bathroom. The floor is dark marble, and I was staring at it while the waterfall crashed on my head. Suddenly something told me something, "hey, that floor looks like an oyster." Looking again, I realised it did look like an oyster, with the swirls and all. I asked the something, "how do you know?" and the something told me, "the brain runners derived information from the brain keepers that the imaged you just processed matches another image in your memory folder that was labelled 'oyster'. So I told you so." I was puzzled. "and who are you?" "I am your brain secretary. Call me Joe." Thinking about it now, I am pretty amazed how the whole conversation-in-the-bathroom occured in total silence. In other words, it occured in my head. And speaking of my head, today I discovered an astonishing revalation that was bound to change my life and my current perspective of it. Some brain keeper must have been bored and dug up an old memory file becuase I suddenly remembered something that happened when I was a tot. Many years ago, when I was a tot, my mama brought me to Raffles City. In the large square area, some nice people were conducting a competition. It was who-can-spell-digimon-backwards-fastest competition. Mama persuaded me to join. On stage, three people before me spelt it wrongly. All this time I was painstakingly flipping the whole word in my head. When it came to me, I said it perfectly, though slower than I could have incase they missed an alphabet or two out. Perfect! the guy said. I was sure I would win. UNTIL the last girl's turn came. She shot the alphabets out at bullet speed and to my SHOCK and HORROR the guy caught em all! That must have been my first encounter with bad words. SO i won second Sitting in the car today I realised that - THE WINNER CHEATED! She must have heard me say it perfectly and took advantage of my intentional slowness to say it as quick as it takes for a duck to swish its tail. I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT STUFF TOY. Oh, and they say ignorance is bliss. I won a green digimon watch anyway, which I wore for many years till the day the treasured confection ticked its last. Braintheory is just a theory anyway. (: "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will then find peace."
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MR IJUANA.Oh my gosh lah, Liwen!Came home with Tingyun, Liwen and Nung, and we were making an incredible din on the train. Talking about all sorts of things from odd relief teachers whose names rhyme with Iguana to a certain male who has an awkward habit of putting his hand on his waist. Passengers were staring, and you could visualize the thought bubble :"Wah Dunman High students ah! Im so going to complain." Bet DHS is gonna get some complains streaming in pretty soon. Who cares! Haha. Culinary was good. The fruit tarts Jia Ying and I made were fortunately successful, and tasted awfully good as well. Over all I think I did pick up alot! Better than the last two years of dancing elective. IDMI WEEK! No school, but its still pretty hectic. At least I'll actually wake up to see the sun and not ivory-dark blue sky. My recycled-newspaper-pulp is happily soaking in the maid's toilet. Soak, soak, soak.
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Hey everybody,To all of you, thanks for giving me whole lot of a great time this hols. (: Its been great, esp with all my Megalife buds! You all make me soooo happy.
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Sher Hazel Shir Heather Ming
"And you are looking for who?"
The baldy and the bimbo! (: One two thwee four Three cheek-oh-pehs At marina South mrt
Alisa Tiz Shir Hazel Heather Ted Sherwyn Derek Ian
I spy with my little eye!
"Cell outing" yesterday! Who ever cares if it was a small group (11, to be exact). It was pretty fun and major a lot of cam-whoring. 11 was an easier number for the staff at Manhattan Fish Market to seat anyway. Im sorry central three, I had no idea the Maraina south steamboat has closed down okay! THE MARINA SOUTH STEAMBOAT(s) HAVE CLOSED DOWN, PEOPLE. (waves hands in air)There. Just so no one else gets fooled. MFM was good too anyway! Geez you feel like you walking into Fish and Co. with an M in there.
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Saw a book at the petrol station, and it was Two lipsticks and a Lover.It was a book that (according to the synopsis) delved into the intricate and classy lives of the French women, and in addition, would teach the reader how to be as poised, classy and well-coiffed as the French. Tips on how to be socially active (as well as active in bed), etcetera. Who needs a book like that?!
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Read the papers today about the two army soldiers who died in camp. Both were 20 years old. And of course, I thought about Ming. God bless you!
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Aunty Bel and Uncle AC's wedding of the year! Really fun event, everyone looked so nice and towards the end, so drunk. The gorgeous couple!
Taking their vows!
Uncle AC makes a memorable fool of himself!
Group photo, Shirleen you know who right? (: The spanky swanky absolutely funky Edelweiss gang! Casey hon with Tasha (whom i thought looked real pretty that night) Ladies! Columbus! "I see land!" The happy family!
Caley! The two brothers smile for the cammmmm. :D
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There. (: The peekcha we took in Topshop & sent to Joanc. Was totally free, and Shirleen was at chalet, so after a frantic string of calls finally managed to hook up Jayna and Joanne. We were supposed to meet at Bugis, so I went to century to collect my shoes first and reached one hour early. Found Kim and Karen and Qiya and Pansie and sat with them through lunch. Karen fed me a scoop of ice cream. Then Jayna said Joanne wasn't coming JFN was coming instead so i had to make my way to Taka. Got lost and wandered desperately for about 15 minutes looking for the big pail or whale or whatever Jayna was talking about. (sale) Found them ate pepper lunch and had aeroplanes and trains zooming and chugging into my mouth. Shopped and saw a huge transformers robot. Practiced unbelievably alot of self control and only spent 17. JFN left Jayna and I went to Far East I gave Car the wrong directions and I found a Kakashi outfit. (!) Car comes and the two horrids make me eat a instant egg that tasted like herbal egg gone wrong. Actually it was my fault cos I agreed to eat it thinking I could get a free egg. Car made me chase her all the way from FE to that tunnel thing to get my shopping bag. I took an unbearably bumpy ride home on 5 that nearly made me throw up. / How's that for a Tuesday?
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