"We've been Bamboozled!"

Monday, November 17, 2008 @ 11:44 PM

This is the outline you're supposed to fill in.

Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name-

1. What’s the colour of your shirt? (White)
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month? (July)
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer? (Lasagna)
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating
Kraft DinnerChicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks? (Barefoot)
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over (wrapped ankles -.-)

5. What’s the colour of your undies? (Grey - I can't believe I had to check to answer this!)
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? (Simpsons)
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
OneTree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol- Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now? (Cuddly)
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom? (Green)
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name? (H)
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name? (I)
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink? (Mineral water)
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? (Japan)
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

This is awesome:

Dear Flower-boy,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realised it when you smacked my butt in your car and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I’m sure you’re Cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I’m returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you should get that embaressing rash checked. Go milk a cow.
Heather

Mama this is hilarious I was practically laughing my way through it actually I got it from Sze Yuen's blog but don't tell her because technically I'm not supposed to know her. Its funny, you should try it!!

@ 11:25 PM

So put you arms around me
And I'll never let go
I know they’re easy words to say
But I mean it more then ever

Yours is the kind of love
makes nothing else feel good enough
And I’m never gonna give you up, Oh no, Oh no.

Natasha Bedingfield's tunes are great. I wouldn't mind investing in her cd, you know.

Sunday, November 16, 2008 @ 4:09 AM

If you were to spell Heaven with a J , that would be Japan for you! (:

Took a one-day one-night and one-morning trip to Fukuoka with daddy, and I had to take the plane alone because he was flying. Was quite cool and it feels rather nice to be independent.
Even though the trip was reaaaallly and regretably short, the little time you have makes you absorb all the colours and culture and lovely sights all the better.

What can I say! Japan is same old Japan. Cute guys, cute kids, good food, transparent umbrellas, and darn, the food.
For you wanying!

Autumn leaves, something you never see here if not artificially stimulated

Canal City

The guy in the background is in exactly the same position as me!! Same colour combo too.

The BESTEST sushi stall in all of Japan. Fresh and ultimately delectable.

Lao ba and the f/o (and their oysters)

Lao ba's HUGE scallops and my HUGE crab-miso soup crab leg

Okay this is worth trying. LIVE abalone. I tell you, that little fella is more alive than you and I are or will ever be. It may appear lifeless, but squeeze a little lemon on it and the whole thing scrunches up! Real crunchy.

The sushi bar and the nice english-speaking chef who recommended things to us.

All Japanese are Cute

This is awesome.

The transparent umbrella!

It was raining and although we had umbrellas I insisted on buying one cos almost every Japanese homosapien on the street was carrying one of these and I thought it was really cool. Now I got three!

The b-e-autiful canal

Wow I love my brolly

Lovely ol' daddy!

I have an umbrella sticking out between my legs!

This is an awesome picture (:

There was this totally cool robot roaming around the shopping centre and talking to people so I took the opportunity to snap a shot with her whiloe she charged herself.

Lastly, the very handy 24 hour udon shop! (and the 24 hour ramen shop across the road, see where the white car is?) What I love about Japan is how all the shops and eateries are always so quaint and cosy.

All in all it was a very enjoyable short-trip and thank god for protecting us. Something real scary happened at night but you dont wanna know!

And to top it all off, I looked out the window of the plane on the way back and was incredibly blesses to spot a gorgeous rainbow! Once in alifetime man, to see a rainbow from the sky. I also saw quite a few ships and the quarry at pulau ubin. I also saw the shadow of the plane on the ocean floor when the plane tilted. (:

Arigato! Thank you for reading this. Goodnight!

My dear Lao ba and our chocolate banana crepe. :D

Monday, November 10, 2008 @ 4:45 AM

I made an unusual observation today - we were sending Auntie Jovie back to the airport (I will not explain why she is here because its an awfully long story), it was pouring; and all the cars had a huge ball of water vapour churning out behind them that made them look like they were either moving very fast (Think road-runner) or were being transported on a little ball of cloud.
Cool eh?

Was watching Kimora:Life in the fab lane with ma way into the wee hours of the morning yesterday (Or should I say, today) and I might comment that fab is a gross understatement of the multi-millionaire's life. Her closet alone is about twice the size of the room that I and my sister share - a hint on how glamorous this diva is.
However, her two children Aoki and Ming Lee are very cute and Ming said something really impressive:
"Mummy, I'm going to say 'I like you but I'm not going to marry you' to every boy I see today."
Haha!

God bless.

Saturday, November 08, 2008 @ 10:35 PM

After much rerouting I have finally managed to locate Qiya's blog and its on Xanga now.
Her Xanga page is really nice, makes me consider getting a Xanga too.

Many times I have considered getting a new blog somewhere else, especially when I conjure up some lovely and interesting url that makes something fizzle deep down in my tummy, but there is that sense of emotional attachment here, its been a really long time.
Editing my links gave me a good opportunity to check up on some old aquaintences, and looking back, I realised how short-lived some relationships were, and how quickly some friendships came and went. And then there are the friendships that were oh-so-good but then you failed to cherish it and that wonderful friend just drifted away. As a consolation, of course, there are those friends who have been there always and those that never fail to make you feel good and at ease with.

Daryl's latest post is a really emotional piece of writing that (I felt) made my mood go from cheer to feeling really down. I do not fully understand what it means but even then it left deep enough and impression on me.

to conclude, I came back from swimming this morning with a pressing headache and oh, how I wished Iris could have been here to give me one of her amazing head massages!

@ 7:17 AM

ART CAMP and visit to the Singapore Bienalle 2008

This was so cool, it was an interactive artwork where the whole floor was plastered with the google image of Singapore, and when you walk in they give you a piece of white post-it, whereby you find a place on the map that is special to you, write something nice and paste it there.

- obviously quite a few Dunmanians were here.

I was too dazed to search for my house and I figured writing anything where Dunman was would go unnoticed, so i just wrote this and pasted this on the "sea".

This is an awesome onsite artwork. See the aliens and their spaceship?

The Black field

The black field

Iris and Edric in the mirror salon thing

Iris Bryan Michelle Yaxin Val-our-pretty-guide me.

WY and Shokudo

Central Three movie outing

Megalife camp 07

So overdue!

Central three! (:

Monday, November 03, 2008 @ 9:18 PM

HSM (again) with cell (kind of) yesterday
Ryan was .... still as cute! (:

Can't believe I forgot to message derek.

Ted: Is derek coming?
Me: silence

gasp

OH NO I FORGOT TO MESSAGE DEREK!
Ted: lol. Call him now lah.

So I did and thank god he was at city hall.

My mummy is making me read the 7 habits of highly effective people.

..

I not effective enough meh? chf.