Today at lunch my Dad told us his "Amazing story!"
on how two schools fought over him after his PSLE.
He's from St Andrews you see
and after his PSLE his grades were "so brilliant"
that the school "was desperate to keep him in St Ans."
He had filled the form to go to another school
but the "desperate principal"
of St Ans forged his signature and filled
"SAS" instead.
When the other school my dad had initially intended to go to
heard about this
they were "furious" that they had lost the "most bright and intelligent student"
and "took St Ans to court."
In the end SAS won "the case"
so there my dad was.
However, he promised to dedicate his children to that school taht lost.
So my sister asked, where was this school now?
He said, just when Heather (that's me) was about to take
PSLE
The school mysteriously burned down
and the principal got into a car accident around that time.
.
Sigh.
Read and know, my friends,
where my genes come from.
(:
