I remember this strange incident that occured in the night.
Once, in the wee hours of the morning
(im guessing 3 or 4 am)
I awoke.
Why I did I shall never know
because I wasnt urgent for the toilet.
Anyway the first thing I saw was a little, black
button-like object lying about 10 cm away from me.
Notice I say button-like because it wasnt a button
it was like a button.
And I stared and stared at it for goodness-knows-how-long
because when its 3 am in the morning its all dark
youre semiconcious and you arent thinking very properly.
Anyway after some time
I made a decision.
A decision to sweep it off my bed.
But, with what?
What if it was a poison gas bomb that responded to human touch?
Or even worse, a man-killing beetle?
So in the end I used the winnie the pooh i carry to sleep
to swipe it off.
tak.
And i went back to sleep,
amused at the curious incident of the button-like thing in the night.
or rather, the button-like thing in the wee hours of the morning.
.
.
I conclude it was a beetle.
