Sunday, April 13, 2008 @ 5:08 AM
I nearly fell into the toilet bowl the other day.
Yep, you read that right.
Rushing into the toilet, for reasons that only nature can tell,
I, in my usual blur way,
failed to notice that, the toilet seat was up.
I sat down, as do all females, especially pretty ones like me,
I leaned back a teeny weeny inch,
and before i knew it i was yelping and flapping my arms around to keep,
well, balance.
I foresaw that if I had a less formidable sense of balance
It would have been a rather tragic scene
and my rear end would undoubtedly have received an unwelcome dousing in,
well, toilet bowl water.
Which, if you think about it, isnt so bad.
And my incredibly understanding and utterly considerate family
laughed their intestines out when I related my near tragic encounter
to them.
Shivers.
Anyway, yesterday was cool. :D
Church was WOOHOOHOO and ushering was, eh,
pleasurable, to say the very least.
My dear JFN's (Joan-Faith-Ng) birthday is right around the corner!
And i think she's gonna like the present i got her. :D
I saw eggs yesterday. :D
